My Dream Girl

Dream girl?

HAHAHA. right. that’s full of crap.

Almost everyone has their own dream girl/guy. When asked, almost everyone releases a torrent of descriptive words (usually very dreamy and sweet, almost like a character from a fairy tale) of what they would want their dream girl/guy to be. Basically, fulfilling their requirements.

In my case, I once had a picture of my dream girl in my head. But that got trashed couple of years ago. Now, I don’t really have a dream girl anymore. Come what may I say! Come what may!

Why?

First of all, as I’ve said, it’s all bullcrap.

Second, rationally speaking, no woman in the entire universe can wrap up all the things that I want/need from my dream girl in one package (if ever there is, there is a very very low probability of finding this woman and of bumping into her in 10 years. Say its 1%-3%. Of course this probability will still go down because of age, sexuality and relational margins). And as Theodore Evelyn Mosby a.k.a. Josh Radner would say, ‘what’s her ‘but’? A person always has her/his ‘but’ after someone told you their good qualities’. Someone will always have a but, but our dream persons are perfect (or we always make them/want them perfect and no ‘buts’.)

But for the sole sake of this entry, I would gladly pick up that picture again and I would share with the world who should my dream girl be (or who I used to dream of should be).

I will describe her in three different categories as this will make things easier for me; physicality, brain content and more importantly, attitude.

On the grounds of Physicality

Ah, physical beauty. This is the main thing everyone looks at first and foremost before approaching someone they like. If they are not too attractive for someone’s taste, any type of business will never happen. But if they do pass their criteria, it’s a go.

As a guy, when I look out for girls, I usually check out her face and complexion first. Her shape and ‘cleanliness indicators’ comes 2nd and her rack and behind goes on 3rd and 4th, respectively.

I like women with a fair-to-very good skin complexion. I personally like women who have almost white and soft skin (not referring to the white people, they don’t have to be necessarily racially white). I like women with eyes ranging from being chinky to being normally ellipse-d. And for some reasons, I find women with prominent jaws very attractive (I observed this when I was watching CSI Las Vegas, I don’t really know her full name but she was called ‘Mindy’ in one of those episodes where they were ‘thought experimenting. She works in the CSI lab and David Hodges a.k.a. Wallace Langham likes her. I find her really attractive. Also, Colbie Smoulders a.k.a. Robin Scherbatsky of How I Met Your Mother has this facial feature too and I also find her hot) Also some of my lady-friends (I don’t want to say girlfriends because it’s too gay) have this facial feature and they’re just awesome. I also find women with long, jet black and kind-of-wavy hair very sexy. Trimmed eyebrows (but not overly exaggerated), no facial hair (even if its just a speck of hair down the edge of the upper lip is a big NO, women are not supposed to have facial hair), no armpit hair (as in ZERO, its disgusting) are all pluses as these show how they like uniformity and cleanliness. I also like women with good sized racks, to be honest. I don’t like it flat, I don’t like it ginormous as well. Just the right size (fake is a big NO, it doesn’t count since it’s fake). I like women who keep their body in good shape (or at least try) as this show how well they treat their own selves (as this will somehow reflect on how well they treat others too). A nicely shaped behind is also a plus but not really necessary. Finally, no overdone make-ups please.

On the grounds of Brain Content

Okay, there are a lot of women that qualify the above description BUT some of them, no I mean, MOST of them are STUPID. I mean, nowadays, it is very rare to find a complete package of beauty, brains and conscience. Like they don’t have a clue what they’re doing. They’re like the dumb blondes. This video would summarize my frustration against hot but stupid women

say whaaat?

I like women who excel in academics. If not in academics, I like women who excel in their own field, who knows what they are doing, who knows what they need and what they want. I like women with very broad imagination. I like smart women, but not manipulative.

Most Importantly, Attitude

This is very easy. “Not a whinny bitch”. I like women who respect an individual’s privacy, opinions and views. I like women who are a bit sensitive. I like women who respect their parents and are grateful to them. I like women who have initiative. I like women who know where and when to stop and/or start. I like women who are sweet and are very generous. compassionate. very understanding is a plus. Most of all, I like women who are faithful to their partners.

But we all know that in the end, no one will end up with their perfect dream girl/boy, no one does (if they ever do, they’re lucky bastards and bitches).

It’s just a matter of accepting or coming in to terms with the flaws of an individual and letting that be their definition of the ‘perfect’ man or woman. After all, true love knows no bounds.